Don't get drunk get awesome!
Hellooo 2011,
.Stinky Britches.
The Doppler By Vestal
Vestal has to be one of the freshest fashion/ accessory brands in the market place right now. They also happen to be one of the most underrated... Why do they fly so low under the radar? Well, if everyone knew about the gems they were creating like this Doppler watch, they would be on the wrist of every Joe Shmo out there. Check out Vestal and the Doppler here. But don't tell anyone...
Shhhh,
.Stinky Britches.
Nike Lunar Spider
To call these Nikes unique is a bit of an understatement, kind of like saying Charlie Sheen sort of likes hookers and blow... With all the color pop and contrast on the new Lunar Spiders you'll look like you're running even when you're standing still or at very least you'll convince your friends and everyone else who sees you that you've given up on matching.2 mill an episode,
.Stinky Britches.
Music Monday: Lil Wayne Ft. Cory Gunz, 6' 7' (Six Foot Seven Foot)
I know there have been a few Music Mondays with Lil Wayne already but he's on his game and this joint is firing right now. It's going to get played out so that's why I had to get it up here early. Enjoy!
Apparatu ‘Ceramic Skate Fails’ Collection
Spanish designer Alex Trochut is putting an artistic spin on the old kick push skateboard. Most of the pieces in his Apparatu collection look as though they were melted or at very least sat on by Kim Kardashian... The pop colors and ceramic work is reminiscent of MOMA exhibits in fine cities everywhere.
Kick Push,
.Stinky Britches.
Nike Air Royal Mids
Are you ready to relive the 80's? Nike is and they're making retro flashbacks easier and more fashionable every day. Their new Air Royal Mids bring classic basketball styling together with some fresh color pop. Pick yours up at select retailers in 2011. Just leave the short shorts at home.
Sky hooks,
.Stinky Britches.
Porsche Bobsleigh
The prestigious auto-maker Porsche has found a way for you to blow $265 playing in the snow. Since most of the northern hemisphere is currently encased by frigid snow and ice you just might be looking for ways to get from place to place that don’t involve bustin’ out the old snow shovel. Get your mittens on the Porsche Bobsleigh and have the dopest sled this side of the autobahn.
Pow Pow,
.Stinky Britches.
Music Monday: The Dead Weather, Blue Blood Blues
Super group The Dead Weather jam and that's that... Consisting of Alison Mosshart (of the Kills and Discount), Dean Fertita (of Queens of the Stone Age), Jack Lawrence (of The Raconteurs and The Greenhornes) and Jack White (of the White Stripes and Raconteurs). Their song Blue Blood Blues off their 2nd album Sea Of Cowards will keep your head bobbin'.
Shake your hips like battleships,
.Stinky Britches.
The Bruce Bacca Church: A Church Based On Bruce Willis & Chewbacca
For some reason a church based on the Die Hard star Bruce Willis and the Star Wars character Chewbacca just seems to make perfect sense. One has an abundance of hair the other a hair deficiency. It's like yin and yang, a perfect balance... Well, someone has finally made this a reality and of course it's in San Francisco. Probably more art then an actual denomination of faith, the Bruce Bacca Church will even be compassionately helping their fellow Chewillis' by holding a soup kitchen on Christmas day.
(Chewbacca noise!),
.Stinky Britches.
Music Monday: Queen "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Our generation is probably most familiar with Queen and their 1975 song Bohemian Rhapsody from the movie Wayne's World which was repopularized in 1992 briging it back to the charts at #2. At about 6 minutes long this music video was monumental in the music game. Judging by the vid it was shot pre-dental plan days... or it might just be a British thing. Take a gander at the Wayne's World scene... If you're gonna spew, spew in to this.
Oh mama mia mama mia!!!
.Stinky Britches.
The Big Butt Book & The Big Book Of Legs
This is the gift for the guy or girl that has everything. The Big Butt Book & The Big Book Of Legs cost around 40 bones each but you get a lot of bang for your buck because each has around 400 pages of pictures, interviews, and lots of other stimulating goodies that will surely tickle your fancy. Pick you copy up right here or at any place fine literature containing scantily clad women is sold.
I dig that wagon you're draggin',
.Stinky Britches.
X-Rated Legos
They definitely didn't have these when I was growing up... it was all spaceships and buildings not butts and boobies. In my opinion turning something as innocent as Legos into spank-bank material can only come from the beautiful mind of a pervy genius porn savant. Congratulations good sir!
Yeah I have a lot of free time on my hands. How did you know,
.Stinky Britches.
Weekly Randomness (36 Pics)
Ahhhhhhh
.Stinky Britches.
The Book Gun, Art By Robert The
The cliche thing for me to say here is "The pen is mightier than the sword". Well, Shit I guess I just said it but for the purpose of this post and artist Robert The, the book cut out to look like a gun is mightier than the sword. Robert finds old books, specifically bibles and cuts them up into traditional outlines of boom sticks. Take a look at his work at Book Gun. It's probably not a good idea to bring one of these to church next Sunday.
First Glock 7:12,
.Stinky Britches.
Music Monday: No Love By Eminem and Lil Wayne
No Love by Eminem and Lil Wayne is probably one of the hottest joints out right now. So enjoy this jam and your Monday.
I'm a let you finish,
.Stinky Britches.
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