Bacon Air

This isn't the first time I'm conversing through .Druther. regarding the ridiculousness that has become the bacon flavored market.  If you wade through several off-color .Druther. posts about nothing you'll eventually find my post Totally Kosher.  In that article I touched on the booming market of bacon flavored everything.  Well, it has finally happened, some swine scientist has formulated a way for your pork palette to be satisfied all sweaty day long. The world is now slightly chubbier thanks to Bacon Air, a healthy alternative to pounding ham down your gullet non stop.  This bacon flavored inhaler will essential do what "the patch" did for smokers... absolutely nothing.  Enjoy Bacon Air during that morning run or right after sex for maximum enjoyment. 

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