The Lasonic i931 Ghetto Blaster with iPod Dock (9 Pics)

Ghetto Blasters are the shit right now.  It's pretty difficult to get your grubby mitts on a vintage one and even if you do hooking up your iPod and getting decent sound from it can be a tricky maneuver.  So the good people at Lasonic created the i931 Ghetto Blaster with an iPod dock so you can pump your Justin Beiber on a stereo that has some classic style.

The UP Band From Jawbone (8 Pics)

Want to take your very own personal health monitor anywhere you go?  Damn right you do.  The UP Band from Jawbone has you covered.  Throw this wireless, wearable health monitor on your wrist and pump your favorite jams while you're on a run, skating around town, or slapping around your down belows.  The UP Band allows you to monitor your health and stream data about what you eat, how many steps you take, and how well you sleep straight to your phone so you can keep track of all those Twinkies you've been throwing back.

The 3 Speaker Boombox By TDK (12 Pics)

The only thing I might dig as much as vintage stuff is new stuff that's inspired by vintage items, so when I came across the 3 Speaker Boombox from TDK I had to share it with you.  This boombox is jam packed with all of the latest features you would expect from a music player all wrapped in a timeless package that seamlessly blends the old with the new.  Kind of like what Dolly Parton has done with her tits. Thanks TDK.

Marshall Headphones = Hotness

Marshall, the maker of every musician's favorite boom boom pow amps is keeping it fresh with the introduction of their own line of premium headphones. The collapsable, mp3 compatible headphones will make sweet sweet love to your ear vaginas bringing you endless hours of throbbing beats.  Leaving you needing a cigarette and shower.

Sounds good,
.Stinky Britches.

This Sucks!

Now, it's a little weird to be featuring a vacuum cleaner here on Druther.  They can't all be about kicks and hot broads but the Electrolux Vacs From The Sea are pretty fresh looking and they serve as a tremendously impactful environmental awareness tool. This past Summer Electrolux, a design savvy appliance company set out to raise awareness about the obscene amounts of plastic mucking up the Earth's oceans.  To do this they formed teams from around the world to gather trash from five different oceans.  Once sorted the plastic pieces found in the oceans were wrapped up and sent in to the Electrolux designers to be reused and re-purposed in a new limited edition line of vacuum cleaners.  The Vacs From The Sea are based on the company's already popular Ultra One Green-Model, a vacuum that is produced using 70% recycled plastics.  It's nice to see a larger company taking an active role in environmental awareness and I'm sure the program served as a solid marketing/ PR tool. 

Give a hoot,
.Stinky Britches.

Don't Burn The Messenger

Shopping season is upon us and there are an infinite amount of new gadgets and gizmos to satisfy even the prudest tastes. It seems in these uber connected, check your cell every 2 minutes day and age messages and suggestive advertising can be found all around us... Well how about even in your breakfast. That's right, some breakfast savant conjured up a toaster that you can literally write messages on and then the contraption transfers that message on to your wheat toast dry with strawberry jam on the side. Just think of the possibilities... you could tell that cheap ass roommate of yours to stop leaving his crispy finger nail clippings all over the bathroom counter. Or remind that special someone that last night in the jacuzzi the thing she did with her elbow felt great or remind her that this morning was even hotter but never to put her finger in there again or she'll lose it. Ok, so we've established that the possibilities are endless only limited by... well by nothing, you could even draw something on your toast. I look forward to the day when a manager can walk into sales person's cubicle and instead of a pink slip they receive a slice of 10 grain with "You're Shit Canned" on it. That way the unlucky peon can enjoy a tasty snack as he or she is escorted out of the building by security. Don't forget your stapler, it's a Swingline!

It appears this message making influenza is not limited to breakfast fare and has spread to plants. This holiday season you can nab yourself a plant as a gift that has a short phrase laser etched into its ungerminated seed. When the plant grows and eventually flowers the message can be read large and in charge on the side of the sepal or base of the flower in general speak. This will, with no doubt in my mind make your mom or lady friend start crying with joyous love especially if you pick up the plant pictured below.
Stay thirsty my friends,
.Stinky Britches.