It's going to be a Merry F'n Christmas. Do you know how I already know? Glance at the glorious picture above these repugnant mumblings and read out loud what the pretty box says. Mother fuckin' BACON CANDY CANES bitches! The box even has happy, dancing pigs on it, what more could you ask for. Oh, did I also mention the Bacon Candy Canes are only $4.99... Boom! I just blew your mind and your stocking stuffers.