I'm Packin' Porcelain
What's better than an actual gun? If you said one made of porcelain that doesn't actual kill people then you're right. Wow... good guess!
These porcelain pistols are actually works of art created by Yvonne Lee Shultz. I can picture grammy now, sipping her morning coffee out of a nice porcelain cup, reading the paper, chomping on a bran muffin and keeping her piece close by just in case shit goes down!!
These fragile weapons are actually replicas of James Bond's PPK and P99 guns that were used in the series of Bond movies. They're already ridiculously glorious so I'm not sure if the Bond reference makes them better but it couldn't hurt.
Freeze! And pass the sugar,