Ladies and Gentlemen The Pizza Raft

Pizza is the most well known food in the world (I just made that up... but it could be true. Do your own research, I'm lazy).  It's often been called the nectar of the gods so why wouldn't it be made into something beyond just a delicious, hot, mouthwatering, life-sustaining meal.  I give you the ultimate pinnacle of human achievement, the Pizza Raft.  The pizza raft is a great addition... nay a necessity for anyone with a pool or large enough bathtub.  Can you just picture and imagine having 8 of these slices bungeed together in your pool.  You can have an entire pie to float around on while you drink countless beers and consume your weight in what else other then pizza.  The only way the pizza raft could be any better is if it was actually made out of pizza but alas we would be too tempted to eat our pizza rafts similar to Icarus flying too close to the sun.   PIZZA PIZZA!

Grab your own Pizza Raft Here 

Bacon Frosting

Yeah, you read the title correctly... Bacon Frosting in all of its glory.  What do you get that special portly bacon connoisseur as a gift?  Baconnaise? Bacon soap? Bacon flavored floss?  That's bush league, you have to go for the Bacon Frosting ($4.95) and bake them a cake or just give them the tube so they can squeeze globs of the nourishing goodness straight down their gullets.  Mmmmm... Bacon!  

P.S.

You probably gained 3 lbs. just reading this. 

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Stop animation on... Toast

Last Leaf


Apparently some people  have too much toast... and maybe a bit too much time on their hands.  This is still pretty inventive and makes me hungry.

Pass the jam,
.Stinky Britches.

Commune Shop Colab... With Chocolates

They may appear to be unlikely bedfellows but the LA home goods shop Commune Designs fits quite nicely with the deliciousness of Valerie Confections.  Both brands whip up tasty creations using only the finest ingredients.  So it was only natural that these two would hook up and give birth to a box with great asthetics as well as 49 pieces of scrumptiously mouthwatering chocolates.  Pick them up for that special someone that makes your down belows all tingly here!

Mmmmmm,
.Stinky Britches.

Huge Wieners!!

Who doesn't like a huge wiener! I love em! Especially when they start with a bacon wrapped hot dog, baked beans, lettuce, jalapenos, nacho cheese, shredded jack cheese, grilled unions all wrapped up in a sweet bun that can barely containing the overflowing goodness it holds within. I had the opportunity to experience two (yes two, I can eat!) of these delectable nitratesicles a few nights ago. My good friend Foco Sequedos is the master chef creating these bovine gut busters and they are glorious. I've got to post a warning though, if you ever are privileged enough to throw one of these wieners in your mouth make sure you have a coldie or two to wash it down. If not... Alka Seltzer and a few Hail Mary's should do the trick.

Overweight besos,

Stinky Britches.