Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Living Dead
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Living Dead by Saturday Night Live writer Max Brooks is a must read for all of you Zombieologists (just coined that phase, send royalties). This book is actually pretty damn detailed and informative on all things living dead. The Zombie Survival Guide will make you laugh but most importantly keep you alive during the inevitable zombie apocalypse that is sure to consume our beautiful planet. I'd actually prefer to be a zombie, I'm already hungry all the time and I know a few people I wouldn't mind snacking on.
Brooklyn's Brew Shop Beer Making Book
For many you, without beer you wouldn't make it through the day. For those saturated souls tired of stumbling your way to the store or pub to get your grubby mitts on a 6'er of hooch it may be time to start brewing your own hops and barley infused goodness. Brooklyn's Brew Shop Beer Making Book gives you step by step instructions and seasonal recipes to concoct your very own beer. I know reading is so 1999 but with 52 recipes including some for gluten free beer this ($14) delight of a book will make a great addition to your man cave.
Falling Book Bookends By Art Ori (9 Pics)
For those of you that still own books via hard copy, I bet you would like a creatively well designed and amusing way to show them off to your house guests. Fix your peepers on the Falling Book Bookends by designer Art Ori . That poor little guy is going to be crushed under the weight of your intellectual fortitude. The Falling Book Bookends come in three colors: Red, Black, and Green
The Complete Manual Of Things That Might Kill You
There is nothing as sweet as the pure diabetic coma inducing triple fudge covered brownie of irony. The book The Complete Manual Of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self Diagnosis For Hypochondriacs is chock full of it. With topics like "Health Makes You Sick" drive that special someone in your life who thinks every mosquito bite is West Nile Virus crazy by giving them countless more reasons to think they are dying. Pick up this book for them watch and the madness and medical bills grow.
The Tatt Book, Visionaries Of Tattoo (30 Pics)
There have been a handful of solid Tattoo books published over the years and the Tatt Book Visionaries Of Tattoo joins those ranks. The Tatt Book boasts works from some of the most esteemed tattoo artists in the world. The seemingly endless colorful pages contain works that have been stuck on some illustrious actors and other famous body parts.
Gun Bookends By Duello (10 Pics)
Inspired by the old school gunslinger western movies these gun bookends by Duello are pretty fresh and are perfect for that little hipster shabby-chic bookshelf that you picked up at your neighbors garage sale. I've always wanted a gun in the house I think this is my safe opportunity. Now all I need are some books not in electronic form.
The Impossible Collection Of Cars... Book
A book has never made me jealous... Wait does Playboy count as a book? I guess it's more of a magazine. Anywho, like I said, I've never been made covetous by literature until laying gaze on the book The Impossible Collection Of Cars. Not only does it contain the very essence of what a solid car collection should be built upon but it also encompasses the ultra-rare automobiles that if one were so fortuitous to obtain the ability to afford these so called works of art they would have an arduous time locating the cars to begin with. The Impossible Collection Of Cars comes with a price tag of $650, ironically just about enough to buy a shit-box beater car. If you aren't prosperous enough to have one of the panty dropping rides shown sitting in the garage you can always grab a hold of this book, lay it out on the coffee table and hope that one of the lady friends you stumble home with knows the price tag.
Graffiti Art Coloring Book
If those who can't do teach then those that can't paint must color. If you just happen to be one of these fine people lacking the natural aptitude for conjuring beautiful works of art but long for the satisfaction of creating artistic monuments similar to Shepard Fairey's then the Graffiti Art Coloring book is right up your alley. The Graffiti Art Coloring Book contains 30 pages of outlined graffiti from your favorite artists and taggers. So grab your Crayolas and get to work because the empty pages are yours to fill.
The Moustache Grower's Guide
Sales on razor blades must be way down these past few years because there are 'staches 'o plenty everywhere your look. Yet another book on growing and caring for these tummy ticklers has arrived, The Moustache Grower's Guide is now available for only ($10). With over 140 pages of detailed images and dioramas of 30 different styles of mustaches you can spend the next year growing and styling each one. Kind of like collecting baseball cards but instead you'll be collecting an empty bed at the end of every night because the mustache is like hoohaa repellent. I'm putting all my money in mustache wax stock.
Armed Notebooks By Megawing (5 Pics)
Design team Megawing has released three deadly looking murdered out notebooks. Even though the Armed Notebooks are filled with blank pages I wouldn't flash the paper pistol around any Five-O, they might go Rodney King on your ass and that would ruin your weekend.
Creepiosity: The Creepiest Book Ever Written
The world is full of creepy things and up until now you had to make the drive (or bus ride) to Walmart to see most of them. Thanks to David Bickel and his new book Creepiosity, A Hilarious Guide to the Unintentionally Creepy all you have to do is turn the page. A one stop shop attack on your peepers, this paperback is a page turner to say the least. Creepiosity hoards together all the worlds unintentional creepy (mostly hilarious) images and slaps them in one 192 page literature-gasm, covering 100 of the most disturbing everyday sights such as grown men in Boy Scout uniforms, fish with people faces and old people with really long hair. Snatch your book at David's website Creepiosity.
The Big Butt Book & The Big Book Of Legs
This is the gift for the guy or girl that has everything. The Big Butt Book & The Big Book Of Legs cost around 40 bones each but you get a lot of bang for your buck because each has around 400 pages of pictures, interviews, and lots of other stimulating goodies that will surely tickle your fancy. Pick you copy up right here or at any place fine literature containing scantily clad women is sold.
I dig that wagon you're draggin',
.Stinky Britches.
Life, A Book By Keith Richards
Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones has a new book out titled Life, it chronicles his 60+ years of trials and tribulations from childhood to the present. The book brings surprisingly insightful thoughts on Keith's journey through his adolescence, being a Rolling Stone, parenting, music and of course DRUGS (lots of em!). It's somewhat ironic that the book is called Life since Keith appears to have been a zombie since the early 1970's. If he was really a member of the undead I think instead of a hunger for brains he would have an unquenchable hunger for blow... or booger sugar. His book serves as an inspiration to anyone who wants to live forever through the preserving powers of narcotics and makes a for a great read.
Under my thumb,
.Stinky Britches.
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