Today's Motto: A Pint A Day

Bottle Cap Blues Video

The list of how many different ways you can open a beer bottle seems pretty endless.  In the Bottle Cap Blues video a few guys with some time on their hands decided to see how many beers they could pop with the materials around them.   My favorite is the string tied to the motorcycle.  I shed a tear for all the beer that was hopelessly lost in the making of this film.  Pour some out for the hommies and grab some unique bottle openers of your own. Try not to spill a drop.

Gratuitous Bikini Model Video: How To Make A Beer Bong (14 Pics)

Thanks to our friends at EyeHandy our gratuitous bikini model video for this week might actually learn you a lil' sumptin.  I learned that hot chicks and beer bongs mix perfectly.  Enjoy.

Beer Savers, Because You Can't Finish That Coldie (8 Pics)



It took me a while to grasp why anyone would need to have a product like Beer Savers.  Then I thought about all the wounded soldiers that I have seen go down the drain the day after a rager and it all made sense.  Everybody gets a different color Beer Saver at the beginning of the night, if they puss out and leave a beer stranded that's their breakfast.   



Brooklyn's Brew Shop Beer Making Book

For many you, without beer you wouldn't make it through the day.  For those saturated souls tired of stumbling your way to the store or pub to get your grubby mitts on a 6'er of hooch it may be time to start brewing your own hops and barley infused goodness.  Brooklyn's Brew Shop Beer Making Book gives you step by step instructions and seasonal recipes to concoct your very own beer.  I know reading is so 1999 but with 52 recipes including some for gluten free beer this ($14) delight of a book will make a great addition to your man cave. 



Random Pic of the Day: Big Beer



The Oxford Companion To Beer (21 Pics)



The Oxford Companion To Beer is practically an all-encompassing beer encyclopedia with its nearly 1,000 stacked pages of information.  This is a must for hardcore beer enthusiasts or drunks everywhere.  Compiled by several beer experts, The Oxford Companion To Beer covers over 1,100 topics and is the perfect coffee table or bar topper.  I'm not sure if it mentions never pass out with your shoes on, or if it has official beer pong rules...

Synergy Home Brewing System

Never get high on your own supply but always get drunk on your own hooch. Brew your own beer with the Synergy Home Brewing System and never run out of beer again. This barley and hops behemoth is powered by propane and will have you ham-boned in no time. Experiment with different recipes, just make sure you brew enough for the whole class.

Can I Pet Your Beer

What's better than an ice cold bottle of beer?  How about an ice cold bottle of beer that comes with a meticulously encased taxedermied rodent coozie... Oh yeah and that beer happens to pack a prodigious 55%  alcohol content!  Drink an entire bottle of this libatious celebration of malted hops and barley and your chipmunk encrusted bottled may start singing Disney tunes and C-walkin before your very eyes.  The brew masters at Brewdog used cutting-edge brewing techniques to give this redneck soda the scant flickering flavors of Juniper berries and other wildernessy delights.  With one sip you'll feel like you stepped out of your drab suburban dwelling into a glorious meadow, Alvin, Simon and Theodore will be there too.  The only hesitation I could possibly see as to why one would not want to purchase this nectar of the gods is the robust price tag, a whopping $650-$900...

Inebriatedly Your,
.Stinky Britches.

AMBSN Presents Champagne & Hot Dogs

The kind folks over at AMBSN are putting on one of their splendid champagne and hot dog art shows up in San Luis Obispo this Friday beginning at 7pm at the Smith Building. This show is definitely worth the drive, if not for the sake of seeing fresh art then for the sake of knowing that a teeny tiny $10 donation to help fight a friends battle with cancer also gets you 3 hot dogs and three beers ( I don't personally recommend eating 3 hot dogs in the same day or week... or even year for that matter but hey it's a party eat three hot dogs and poop a Buick). Admission is free but if you donate some $$ the beer will taste that much better!

Some of the ridiculously talented artists that will have pieces at the show include: Russ Pope, Chance Nova, Burl, Eric Soderquist, Shannon Menzel, Dylan Odbert, Jeff Claassen and Jimmy Aproberts.

Check out more freshness at the AMBSN website.