Mr. And Mrs. Cocktail Glass Set (4 Pics)



Does it seem like all of your friends are getting married?  Do you have no clue what to get them as a gift?  Bed Bath and Beyond shit is boring you should get them something fun... here's the perfect gift for them, Mr. and Mrs. cocktail glasses.  These libation holders should do the trick.



Moustache Tie Clip

Well... we've seen Moustache Cufflinks we've read The Moustache Grower's Guide so why not complete the damn ensemble with a Moustache Tie Clip.  Go ahead and let the world drink in your love of the upper lip sweater.  Don't be ashamed of your passion for tummy ticklers!  It's great to know that even in a formal setting you can show people how much you love the old soup strainer.  Every true moustache lover needs this Moustache Tie Clip.

Random Pic of the Day: The Nuge

Ted Nugent in all his glory. Drink it in, it always goes down smooth.

Glasses and Key Holders By Art Akimbo

When you're running late for your first date with that fine ass brunette from apartment 2D (You know the one I'm talkin' about... Yeah, that's right the one with the bolt ons) the last thing you want to worry about is where your keys and glasses are because honestly they could be anywhere in that rat's nest you call a dwelling.  Why not make it easy on yourself and keep them all in one ironically humorous place.  Oh, let's say a stand with a nose and a mustache that holds your keys and glasses so you don't need to stress every time you want to leave the house.  Luckily for you Art Akimbo has obliged and designed just such a stand so your most important belongs don't wander too far.

The Moustache Grower's Guide

Sales on razor blades must be way down these past few years because there are 'staches 'o plenty everywhere your look.  Yet another book on growing and caring for these tummy ticklers has arrived, The Moustache Grower's Guide is now available for only ($10).  With over 140 pages of detailed images and dioramas of 30 different styles of mustaches you can spend the next year growing and styling each one.  Kind of like collecting baseball cards but instead you'll be collecting an empty bed at the end of every night because the mustache is like hoohaa repellent.   I'm putting all my money in mustache wax stock.

Mustache Cufflinks

For most of us cufflinks aren't an everyday accessory, even when getting dressed up for an important business meeting or wedding.  Hell, I'll even roll commando to a funeral... but when you really want to impress those accounts or bridesmaids you're going to need the often over looked and often underrated cufflinks.  Mustaches aka hipster identification cards are everywhere these days. They are even showing up on cufflinks, Mustache Cufflinks will definitely make you look classy or under 30.

Staches That Changed The World

You probably don't realize it but a mustache is a very powerful thing.  The good folks at the Atlantic have taken it to another level and have said that mustaches have influenced and even changed the world.  Just like the people that wear them, a stache can be good and a stache can be bad.  Some can be dirty but most are fucking hilarious.  The only staches that aren't funny are the ones on women.  You see that bristly lip sweater glistening in the sunlight hugging their upper lip, it's like boner kryptonite!

Have a look at the mustaches and the people that they're attached to that made the Atlantic's list of  "20 Mustaches That changed History".

Mustaches don't come without dangers and the American Mustache Institute (A site I highly recommend you visit and explore, there is hilariousness at every click) provides a mustachio disclaimer:

AMI supports healthy, performance enhancing-free mustaches that contain no pesticides. Mustaches should be worn at the individuals own risk, and AMI is not responsible for mustaches that make men look like child molesters or Dave Navarro. Wearing a "Dictator" mustache may lead to repeated beatings. Mustaches should not be worn by women who hope to find employment outside of waste collection or who are looking for male companionship. If your mustache causes you to have an erection for more than four hours, seek immediate attention from a doctor, spouse, girlfriend, or Dave Navarro. In extremely rare cases, mustaches may cause significant decreases in sexual activity, friendships, and approval by society at large. Unibrows, commonly referred to as "forehead mustaches," are not recognized by AMI. AMI does not support chin coverage (i.e. beards, goatees) as they represent the "spousal compromise." The vast majority of mustache wearers have highly positive responses from friends, exotic dancers and grade school teachers. AMI strongly encourages consulting a physician before exploring your personal mustache capabilities, as premature mustache growth may lead to feelings of despair and depression. AMI cautions against trusting clean-shaven officers of the law. If a mustache-free constable attempts to stop your vehicle, dial 911 and proceed to the nearest police station, where a squadron of heavily mustached officers will greet you with open arms. Please consider the environment before shaving your mustache.

Free Mustache Rides,
.Stinky Britches.

Hipsters!!!

A friend of mine just introduced me to a hilarious site. Look At This Fucking Hipster has been around for a while but it was new to me. It's a pretty ridiculous site where you can view and even post pictures of your neighborhood hipster(s). Remember to never feed these hipsters, once they're domesticated we'll never be able to get rid of them! Check out all the hipster you can handle at http://www.latfh.com/

Hugs and Kisses,

Stinky Britches