Motto Of The Day: Better Look Sharp Mister

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Beardski Ski Masks (9 Pics)

Well, if the West Coast ever gets a Winter and snow falls naturally for a long enough time to create some nice cold dry pow pow you might be able to bust out the most ridiculous best thing to happen to skiing and snowboarding since snow bunnies and stash pockets, the Beardski.  Coming in several different colors the Beardski is the ideal face and neck warmer for that early morning or late night run.  Until it snows I'll just have to keep rocking mine to the grocery store and randomly yelling "GOLD! HAHA GOLD!"

Random Pic of the Day: Chuck Norris Makes A Great Substitute Teacher



Chuck Norris... don't f*ck with him.

Cheer The Beard Hat By Jeremy Fish

Jeremy Fish is a well established San Fransisco based artist best known for concocting paintings and illustrations of furry animals.  What Mr. Fish is lesser know for is his beautiful face mane or chin mullet.  His beard has literally won an award and to celebrate that fancy face fur he has teamed up with New Era and designed the Cheer The Beard Hat.  The fitted hat, available through Upper Playground has a removable beard so you can be stylish just like Jeremy.  Does this hat make me look hairy? 

What Are You Afraid Of?

With the daily barrage of so much scary shit in the news everyday it can be hard to define exactly what you are afraid of in this ricockulous world we live in. Terrorism, a flu that came from the other white meat, our glorious economy or maybe you're afraid of something as simple as chickens. Yes you heard right fuckin pluckin chickens! There is no shortage of things to be afraid of, here are a few of the more interesting phobias that you may have and not even know it.

• Angrophobia- A fear of being angry.
• Ablutophobia- A fear of bathing (I always sit next to someone with this on planes).
• Pogonophobia- A fear of Beards (Sorry hipsters, time to bust out the razor).
• Omphalophobia- A fear of belly buttons (Don't look down...).
• Melanophobia- A fear of black (White people I'm looking in your direction on this one).
• Defecaloesiophobia- A fear of bowel movements (Well maybe after enchilada night).
• Alektorophobia- A fear of Chickens (RIP Col. Sanders).
• Coulrophobia- A fear of clowns (Ever since that damn movie IT).
• Dentophobia- A fear of the dentist (Who doesn't have this).
• Xerophobia- A fear of dryness (Where's the lotion).
• Medorthophobia- A fear of boners (Every girl friend in high school).
• Kolpophobia- A fear of female genitals (Genitalia!!).
• Barophobia- A fear of gravity (Good luck if you have this).
• Acrophobia- A fear of heights (See Omphalophobia).

It's okay to have fear, actually it's human nature to recognize and deal with fear (fight or flight). However, it does come down to how you manage and process your fears. If you deal with fear in a healthy way your daily life is unaffected and you can go on living life like 99% of the population. If you fall into that 1% of people who simply let their lives become overrun by their fears well I'm sorry for you... get help. And if you have Panophobia- A fear of everything best of luck to ya slick! To find out what your fears are called checkout http://www.phobialist.com/
Hugs and Kisses,
Stinky Britches.