The Oxford Companion To Beer (21 Pics)



The Oxford Companion To Beer is practically an all-encompassing beer encyclopedia with its nearly 1,000 stacked pages of information.  This is a must for hardcore beer enthusiasts or drunks everywhere.  Compiled by several beer experts, The Oxford Companion To Beer covers over 1,100 topics and is the perfect coffee table or bar topper.  I'm not sure if it mentions never pass out with your shoes on, or if it has official beer pong rules...

Brooklyn Gin (21 Pics)



Brooklyn Distilling Co. was established way back in 1895 but due to tough times most-likely caused by WW1 they shut their doors.  Fast forward over 100 years and they're back with their first product, Brooklyn Gin.  I could talk about how quality this booze is with its hand cracked juniper berries, locally sourced grains, and fresh citrus peels but I'd rather point your attention to how fresh the bottle is because judging a book by its cover is fun.  The old school colored glass bottle will look great in anyone's home bar or surrounded by a brown paper bag hidden in your coat pocket smuggled into a baseball game.  The only way Brooklyn Gin could get any better... if Brooklyn Decker was serving it to you.

Booze... In Soap Form By Allsorts (10 Pics)

Want to smell like David Hasselhoff after your morning shower?  Of course you do!  I imagine he smells like a mixture of a used bar rag and hot dog cart.  If you lather up with Allsorts Prohibited Liquor Scented High Lather Soap Bars I can't promise you'll carry the aroma of hot dog water but you will smell like your favorite cocktail.   Clean up with any four Allsorts scents of Whisky Sour, Spiced Rum, Screwdriver, or Gin & Tonic and you'll keep people wondering if you just left the bar or if you're just getting ready to go get hamboned.

Peligroso Tequila, The Good Kind Of Danger

I'm here to get drunk!  The good kind of drunk, the kind of drunk that makes you better at everything especially talking up the ladies...  Meh, there probably isn't even enough booze in David Hasselhoff's liquor cabinet to make me better at that.  I do want you to get charmingly toasted.  So, the next time you're out on the town swooning broads, chasin' skirts or in every woman's case, being a full on CT to every dude that just wants to dance with you, put the fist pump on hold for just a minute and wrap your mitts around the tastiest of premium tequilas on the market, Peligroso.  Enjoy all three varieties: Silver, Reposado and Anejo.  I personally fancy my Peligroso out of the belly button of a 5'10, tan, blonde,  20 something, coed but I'm sure Peligroso tastes great out of a shot glass, on the rocks or even in an ice cold margarita.  I could decipher the ins and outs that make Peligroso Tequila so delish and unique but that's fucking boring...  Just take a peek at the bottle and imagine how good that will look in your bar, on your shelf, or tucked safely under your pillow.  Remember, a life without a little danger is like watching the same porn over and over.  At first it's great then it just gets boring and makes your wrist hurt.

Enjoy irresponsibly,
.Stinky Britches.

Can I Pet Your Beer

What's better than an ice cold bottle of beer?  How about an ice cold bottle of beer that comes with a meticulously encased taxedermied rodent coozie... Oh yeah and that beer happens to pack a prodigious 55%  alcohol content!  Drink an entire bottle of this libatious celebration of malted hops and barley and your chipmunk encrusted bottled may start singing Disney tunes and C-walkin before your very eyes.  The brew masters at Brewdog used cutting-edge brewing techniques to give this redneck soda the scant flickering flavors of Juniper berries and other wildernessy delights.  With one sip you'll feel like you stepped out of your drab suburban dwelling into a glorious meadow, Alvin, Simon and Theodore will be there too.  The only hesitation I could possibly see as to why one would not want to purchase this nectar of the gods is the robust price tag, a whopping $650-$900...

Inebriatedly Your,
.Stinky Britches.